The seven different kinds of people who buy farmhouses

These are the seven different kinds of people who buy farmhouses.

1) The farmer. It’s his thing.

2) Agricultural businessmen and industrialists.

3) Speculators who just want to make a profit.

4) Hippies who want to open a hostel for poor tourists.

5) The guy who could have been a monk but just wants to live alone.

6) Coca-cola.

7) Rich assholes who buy property they don’t understand out of vanity, and then over-build it because they don’t know any better, hire it out for parties, weddings and dinners, and eventually annoy the neighbours and the residents in the area to death.