How can we solve these very complex problems in our society?
Maybe, we can appoint a board headed by Jason Micallef and deputized by Jeffrey Pullicino called the Idiots Board. The role of this board would be to solve Malta’s most complex problems. To start, the board will issue a tender, supplemented with several direct orders to draw up an extensive report called The Report for Idiots. Four political appointees will be hired to oversee the work of the consultants. The minister responsible for the board will conduct a press conference every day to brief the public on his work.